Meridjet’s Menagerie

Meridjet’s Menagerie

Once upon a time, years ago, Meridjet had a fan club called “Meridjet’s Menagerie.” It was a joke, and it had a LiveJournal community called the “slut club.” I made and laminated cards for all the members and mailed them out. I can’t remember the last time I saw mine, and I have no ideaContinue reading

He Deserves It

He Deserves It

I know chat logs are sort of a pain to read, but this one was amusing so I’m tossing it out here. I’ve been irritated with Meridjet because he’s trickling little bits of delicious contact to me and then pulling back. I suspect he’s stimulating the need for him within me, for whatever reason, probablyContinue reading

A Little Christmas Enlightenment

A Little Christmas Enlightenment

I have a New Year’s Eve superstition that I swear by. I’m sure some of you are familiar with this one: Whatever you’re doing on New Year’s eve, especially at the stroke of midnight (this includes your mood, ftr), sets the stage for the new year. Basically, however you spend New Year’s eve, that’s whatContinue reading

Eat Me! Sauteed or Barbecued

Eat Me! Sauteed or Barbecued

I’ve had this bit from Addams Family Values stuck in my head for three days. It makes me giggle a lot more in my head than it did it the movie. This little ditty is from the summer camp play on the first Thanksgiving. Eat us, hey, it’s Thanksgiving day Eat us, we make aContinue reading

The Rooster’s Out of the Bag

The Rooster’s Out of the Bag

Due to excessive speculation in recent months regarding the “true identity” of my spirit companion, I’ve decided to finally, at long last, spill the beans, come clean, expose the skeletons and air the dirty laundry. The identity of my spirit companion is . . .