Where’s YOUR Clitoris?

Random memory time. A few years back on LiveJournal, I was a member of several sexuality communities ranging from “Fem Submissives” (which I owned for a short stint when it was passed to me, before I ultimately passed it on to someone else) and other kink communities to “Sex Tips,” which I helped out on Continue reading →

The Best Quiz I’ve Ever Seen

This is some serious winnage, here. Friggin’ awesome and hilarious. Read: (Edited for horrible coding and spelling errors.) Your result for The Personality Defect Test… Emo Kid You are 43% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.   You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an Continue reading →

List: Famous Men I’d Have Lots and Lots of Sex With

A friend of mine on LiveJournal posted a list, with photos, of men she’d “have lots and lots of sex with.” I thought I’d gank her idea and provide a list here, if I can come up with one. In no particular order, then, I give you my list of Hot To Sheta famous (and Continue reading →

Dragons Get Around

My daughter has me hooked on Dragon Cave and hovering over egg drops all day. I posted a table layout of all my dragons on my magick site, Living with Magick, and a bit ago I took a look at the Statcounter to see if any visitors had been clicking on the eggs. It’s been Continue reading →

Long Time No Blush

I was going to bed a few minutes ago when I decided to check my voicemail messages (3 were shown). I have my cell phone set to only let people in my phone book ring through, because I get a lot of annoying phone calls. Typically my voicemail has some guy trying to make a Continue reading →

Hasta la vista, George Carlin

George Carlin has passed into the Great Beyond, where I’m sure he arrived with a glint in his eye, ready to take inventory of the pleasures and irritations of a new level of reality. For my part, I’m very sorry to see him go, as he was a voice I could relate to. During a Continue reading →

Funny Anecdotes to Blush By

I think I have to start carrying around a little notebook so that when I see/hear/think of something funny or significant, I can write it down to blog later. There have been at least three occasions in the past week when I’ve said, “I have to blog about this!” only to forget, and now I can’t remember any of them, of course. But I do remember something else.

Since being saddled with the sad state of No Cable Movie Channels and being forced to watch regular commercial television, I’ve noticed something. Back a couple of years ago, Beggin’ Strips dog treats came out with a commercial that featured a “dog nose cam” that had the camera as the dog’s eye view, with its nose visible in front as the “dog”

I Got Fitted

I got fitted for a bra today. I’ve lost weight and I was having the world’s worst time trying to find one that fit. So I went to Lane Bryant (the store for cool & trendy fat chick clothes) and got a free fitting. The verdict? Are you sitting down? 42G or 44F (whichever I found more comfortable)!! What kind of crazy is that? I told the fitter that I seriously doubt any store would carry such a freakish size. (A few months ago I wore a 46DD comfortably.) And yes, I do have an extraordinary set of kahoonies to be stating all this publicly! Thanks for asking.

Sorry for the lack of being-aroundness. I’ve been getting one interruption after another while trying to set up the next issue of

The Love-Hate-Love-Hate Holiday is Now Past, for Another Year

This year, I actually managed to ignore Valentine’s Day. I felt nada. But then I was already depressed, so possibly I wouldn’t notice the difference. Also, he randomly chose a gift a couple of weeks ago (seemed random, anyway) and was adamant that I get it. It was a grocery store bear… a white bear with a red heart, something he’s chosen twice before on other years, the last time being at least three or four years ago. I tried to pick a different one, a laying-on-its-belly bear, but he wouldn’t have it. Very close to stomping his feet, he was. So the bear came home and is now on my bed. It’s the biggest one he’s ever picked out, and is squishy. I heart squishy.

But I haven’t seen