Meridjet’s Menagerie

A little fairy told me.

Once upon a time, years ago, Meridjet had a fan club called “Meridjet’s Menagerie.” It was a joke, and it had a LiveJournal community called the “slut club.” I made and laminated cards for all the members and mailed them out. I can’t remember the last time I saw mine, and I have no idea Continue reading →

He Deserves It

I wonder if this will fit.

I know chat logs are sort of a pain to read, but this one was amusing so I’m tossing it out here. I’ve been irritated with Meridjet because he’s trickling little bits of delicious contact to me and then pulling back. I suspect he’s stimulating the need for him within me, for whatever reason, probably Continue reading →

A Little Christmas Enlightenment

Dawn sometimes has nothing on moonlight. It's the light in the darkness.

I have a New Year’s Eve superstition that I swear by. I’m sure some of you are familiar with this one: Whatever you’re doing on New Year’s eve, especially at the stroke of midnight (this includes your mood, ftr), sets the stage for the new year. Basically, however you spend New Year’s eve, that’s what Continue reading →

Eat Me! Sauteed or Barbecued

Is it a stretch to want to appropriate this song for something raunchy?

I’ve had this bit from Addams Family Values stuck in my head for three days. It makes me giggle a lot more in my head than it did it the movie. This little ditty is from the summer camp play on the first Thanksgiving. Eat us, hey, it’s Thanksgiving day Eat us, we make a Continue reading →

The Rooster’s Out of the Bag

I got your 'secret identity' right here.

Due to excessive speculation in recent months regarding the “true identity” of my spirit companion, I’ve decided to finally, at long last, spill the beans, come clean, expose the skeletons and air the dirty laundry. The identity of my spirit companion is . . .

Foolproof Idea to Prevent Terrorism

This post contains foul language. I do that. Get over it.

I had this idea for what Obama could do to root out Al Qaeda and whomever else. It’s guaranteed to work and it’s really, really cost effective. First, the government begins a cat shit recycling program. Every cat owner in the U.S. donates their dirty cat litter. The cat litter is first sifted, the free-falling Continue reading →

OMG A Meme

Something I stole from bunney at LiveJournal… Go to Urban Dictionary and look up your real answers to find the crazy answers! 1.) Your name? Julie Sweet and downy haired girl, changable, and often misunderstood and complex. A fearful creature as well as highly loyal. She will rule your affection and once you have hers Continue reading →

Bit of Thelemic Humor

From a chat log moments ago, as proof that I’m silly when I’m tired: david: before he says the thing about interpreting your own mystery he says about 24 “which to them that hath understanding signifies the interplay of the 3 and the 8.” 8 im assuming he means the magician — and 3 is Continue reading →

English Language FAIL

I’ve been combing the thesaurus and the dictionary for a synonym for “experience” (verb form). Did you know that, unless you have a very specific experience in mind (e.g. “feel” or “imagine” or “meet,” et al), there isn’t a good substitute? I need an adjective adverb form of “experience,” ending in -ly, and since there Continue reading →

Distant Travel

So I was sitting here accomplishing not a friggin’ thing, feeling like crap, and the thought of cooking was too much to bear. So I got online and ordered a pizza from Domino’s – not my first choice, but it’s the only place that delivers here. I wait for the online order thingy to tell Continue reading →

An Old Story I want to Save – The Temperature of Hell

My friend Lavanah posted this old story in her blog and I wanted to save a copy, so I’m posting it here. This was an essay somewhere, or so the story goes. Subject: The Temperature of Hell Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of Continue reading →

8 Reasons This Blog Doesn’t Suck

I saw a post on probablysucks.com that listed reasons “your blog probably sucks.” In the spirit of Eight Random Things, I give you “Eight Reasons This Blog Doesn’t Suck.” I know how to write, spell, and use punctuation effectively. I have the guts to talk about things that most people won’t talk about. (This may Continue reading →

Where’s YOUR Clitoris?

Random memory time. A few years back on LiveJournal, I was a member of several sexuality communities ranging from “Fem Submissives” (which I owned for a short stint when it was passed to me, before I ultimately passed it on to someone else) and other kink communities to “Sex Tips,” which I helped out on Continue reading →

The Best Quiz I’ve Ever Seen

This is some serious winnage, here. Friggin’ awesome and hilarious. Read: (Edited for horrible coding and spelling errors.) Your result for The Personality Defect Test… Emo Kid You are 43% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.   You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an Continue reading →

List: Famous Men I’d Have Lots and Lots of Sex With

A friend of mine on LiveJournal posted a list, with photos, of men she’d “have lots and lots of sex with.” I thought I’d gank her idea and provide a list here, if I can come up with one. In no particular order, then, I give you my list of Hot To Sheta famous (and Continue reading →

Dragons Get Around

My daughter has me hooked on Dragon Cave and hovering over egg drops all day. I posted a table layout of all my dragons on my magick site, Living with Magick, and a bit ago I took a look at the Statcounter to see if any visitors had been clicking on the eggs. It’s been Continue reading →

Long Time No Blush

I was going to bed a few minutes ago when I decided to check my voicemail messages (3 were shown). I have my cell phone set to only let people in my phone book ring through, because I get a lot of annoying phone calls. Typically my voicemail has some guy trying to make a Continue reading →