I had this idea for what Obama could do to root out Al Qaeda and whomever else. It’s guaranteed to work and it’s really, really cost effective. First, the government begins a cat shit recycling program. Every cat owner in the U.S. donates their dirty cat litter. The cat litter is first sifted, the free-falling litter discarded, and the remains are liquefied and sifted again, leaving just liquefied cat shit. The resulting mess is loaded onto planes, then the planes “cropdust” areas where suspected terrorists etc are believed to be hiding. They do this every day until, before long, the terrorists run screaming and are caught either gagging or already passed out from the stench. If after a week there is no reaction, it’s safe to assume no one is hiding there. On to the next area.
Cheap. Resourceful. Foolproof. Best of all, we get rid of lots of cat manure.
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Hey, I’ve got six cats. I could give them a never ending supply and become a national hero!
I’ve got eight. Together we’ll save the world!
Bwahaha. I remember this idea.
Someone ought to send it off to the government to see if they’d really do it.
They really should.