List: Famous Men I’d Have Lots and Lots of Sex With

A friend of mine on LiveJournal posted a list, with photos, of men she’d “have lots and lots of sex with.” I thought I’d gank her idea and provide a list here, if I can come up with one. In no particular order, then, I give you my list of Hot To Sheta famous (and living, cuz if we counted dead ones, I’d be here all night) men:

Christian Bale (and this waaay predates Batman Begins)
Christian Bale

 

Johnny Depp – It took me a while to warm up to him, but the dreams helped.
Johnny Depp

 

Robert Downey, Jr. – I’ve had the hots for him since the 80s. He ages well, too. lol
Robert Downey, Jr.

 

Matt Damon
Matt Damon

 

Matthew McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey

 

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – I’ve never followed wrestling and I don’t normally go for fucking enormous men, but he’s got a real charm that shines through his acting roles. I likes him, I do.
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson

 

Viggo Mortensen – He rocked my socks as Lucifer in The Prophecy. He only got better after that.
Viggo Mortensen

And now, in the spirit of fairness, a bunch of famous guys everybody thinks are all that, but I really don’t get why:

Owen Wilson (See also Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, etc. I guess “funny” just doesn’t do it for me.)
Owen Wilson

 

Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake

 

Jake Gyllenhaal
Jake Gyllenhaal

 

Colin Farrell (Sorry, I don’t want your big schlong anywhere near me. kthxbi.)
Colin Farrell

 

Tom Cruise – I know, he’s a pariah now, lol, but back in his Risky Business days, everyone thought he was some sort of sex god. Um… no.
Tom Cruise

 

George Clooney – He’s my age, but I don’t really get it. Other than the twinkle in his eyes, which could be taken as condescension, what’s he got?
George Clooney

 

Ben Affleck – He’s a bit swishy for my tastes. lol.
Ben Affleck

So, what do the hot guys all have in common? The most obvious thing is that they all have muscles in some variety of “above average.” But to me, it’s about the energy a person gives off. The Rock, for instance, is way more muscular than anyone I’d normally look at twice (unless it was to wonder wtf). Johnny Depp or Viggo are closer to what I’d go for in “real life,” as artsy, rebellious types that don’t like being molded to society’s specifications and are willing to use their minds for more than impressing other people. Aaaand, I think I’ve said enough. ;) Superficiality – it’s not my thang, baby.

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Sheta Kaey About Sheta Kaey

Sheta Kaey is a lifelong occultist and has been working with spirits for over 15 years. She is Editor in Chief of Rending the Veil occult magazine and an Esoteric Nonfiction Editor for Immanion Press (Megalithica Books imprint).

Comments

  1. Lily says:

    Johnny Depp is handsome, but here’s the thing. I could never find him sexually attractive, because my son looks kind of like him! And my brother looks a bit like Tom Cruise except for a lot taller.

  2. Sheta Kaey sheta says:

    Wow, I’ll bet your son is popular. ;)

  3. Faydra Ray says:

    Ahh to be young again….and love them all…at once…..sigh.
    Faydra

  4. Kristin Lundgren says:

    Bravo! Christian Bale and Johnny Depp are tops on my list (followd by John Cusack and Casey Affleck). AND I also loved Bale way prior to anything Batman related! And thank you for the idea of adding Robert Downey to my list :)

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