Spoiler-Free Mini Movie Reviews

The Dark Knight

I saw this on opening weekend. It’s taken up until now to recover from the hot villainy goodness that is Heath Ledger’s Joker. I predicted immediately that Ledger will replace Brandon Lee as tragic goth hero who died before his darkest role was unveiled (if not necessarily Ledger’s last – it remains to be seen if that other movie will show him at all). At least people under 20 years old have heard of Heath Ledger. If I had ever wanted to deliberately hunt down a spirit, I think he takes first place on the list. He was brilliant in this role.

The rest of the movie was incidental in comparison, but it was a deeply serious cinematic experience. I only wish I could’ve seen it on IMAX. Grade: A-

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Casting Maria Bello as Evy O’Connell was a mistake. From the moment she appeared onscreen with her snooty high-class accent and haughty air, my regard for this series plummeted. Now to be fair, I am a big fan of adventure movies, which makes me a sucker for summer blockbusters and empty-calorie entertainment. I’m not one to go see a 4-star drama, but you’d have to tie me down to keep me out of a Harry Potter film or the above Dark Knight. I loved the other Mummy movies, and even enjoyed The Scorpion King. But this just fell flat.

There was zero chemistry between Brendan Fraser and Maria Bello, and I swear I could feel him thinking, “How did I end up here? Who is this woman?” every time he had a scene with her. She overacted the role and was completely void of Evy’s playfulness. Jet Li, fantastic martial artist that he is (and I know that he didn’t want to do any more fighting movies, but he does fight in this) is underutilized and in my opinion, his role could almost be considered a cameo.

There is one good thing about this movie: the yeti. They were awesome. Mom, can I have a pet yeti? Please? I’ll be good. Grade: C

See my full-length Iron Man review here.

Sheta Kaey About Sheta Kaey

Sheta Kaey is a lifelong occultist and has been working with spirits for over 15 years. She is Editor in Chief of Rending the Veil occult magazine and an Esoteric Nonfiction Editor for Immanion Press (Megalithica Books imprint).

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