I was outside cleaning the porch (it’s not horribly hot right now) in preparation for yet another plumber visit, when something large and white zipped between my feet at warp speed. I suspected a spider but it had vanished into a pile of stuff by the time I turned around. A bit later I cleaned that pile and discovered the enormous culprit that freaked me the hell out, big time. I Googled and eventually found it after thinking maybe it was carrying an egg sac rather than being a mutant spider from hell. The winner:






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